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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…

Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…

Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…

Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

NYC High-Rise Buckles Because Who Needs Structural Integrity Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

NYC High-Rise Buckles Because Who Needs Structural Integrity Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story of a Midtown Manhattan high-rise that’s got everyone on…

Maine Democrats Line Up To Possibly Fill Senate Seat Maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Maine Democrats Line Up To Possibly Fill Senate Seat Maybe

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new candidate to take…

Wisconsin Judge Gets Slap On Wrist For Aiding Immigrant
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wisconsin Judge Gets Slap On Wrist For Aiding Immigrant

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Wisconsin judge, Hannah Dugan, who just got fined $5,000 for helping…

Trump Pays Up, Still Not Above Law Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Pays Up, Still Not Above Law Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge just ordered the release of over $5 million…

Trump’s Ego Takes Another Hit At Kennedy Center
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Ego Takes Another Hit At Kennedy Center

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court has once again decided not to intervene…

Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Graham Platner, the Senate candidate from…

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