Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…
Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new report from the Census Bureau claims that tens of…
China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…
Trump Tightens Screws On Iran’s Economy Somehow Still Losing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation with Iran and the United States is getting more…
Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story. A woman named Karen Solomon,…
Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a state police helicopter and a small plane collided in…
Karmelo Anthony gets do-over in stabbing case because why not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Texas was removed from a high-profile murder case…