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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

BREAKING: CNN’s Latest Fake News Poll Proves Americans CRAVE More ICE Action! Folks, the failing CNN is at it again…

Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Deep State Re-Hashes Uvalde While Ignoring Real Heroes Like Me! Folks, the Fake News CNN is…

FBI Plays Hide-and-Seek with Washington Post Reporter’s Home | CNN Business
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Plays Hide-and-Seek with Washington Post Reporter’s Home | CNN Business

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Well, folks, the Deep State and their stenographers in the Fake News Media are at it again, trying to sabotage…

The RSM Chief Economist Warns: Why Dropping Bombs on Iran is Actually Bullish for the Stock Market
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The RSM Chief Economist Warns: Why Dropping Bombs on Iran is Actually Bullish for the Stock Market

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Another Democrat-allied economist from RSM, Joe Brusuelas, is sounding the alarm bells and crying about the markets, folks! Can you…

Supreme Court Breathes New Life Into GOP Congressman’s Absentee Ballot Lawsuit Just in Time for More Election Chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Breathes New Life Into GOP Congressman’s Absentee Ballot Lawsuit Just in Time for More Election Chaos

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Another glorious victory for election integrity! The Supreme Court, in a decision written by the brilliant Chief Justice Roberts, just…

Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

A tragic story in a Texas courtroom is being used to push the usual anti-police narrative, but any true American…

Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

WHILE REAL AMERICANS ARE CELEBRATING OUR GREAT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP’S CONTINUED SUCCESS IN HIS SECOND TERM, THE CLINTON CARTEL…

Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Another day, another desperate Democrat trying to infiltrate the Last Frontier with their coastal-elite liberalism! The Fake News CNN is…

Microsoft Vows to Be a Super Chill Neighbor to Everyone Living Near Its Giant New AI Cloud Cities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft Vows to Be a Super Chill Neighbor to Everyone Living Near Its Giant New AI Cloud Cities

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Liberty-Loving President Trump Forces Microsoft to Pay for Their Own Energy Hog AI Power Grab, Saving Your Wallet from Liberal…

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Behold the glorious TRUMP-NOMICS in action! While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to trick you with their “statistics”…

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