BLAST FROM THE PAST: Deep State Re-Hashes Uvalde While Ignoring Real Heroes Like Me!
Folks, the Fake News CNN is at it again, dredging up the terrible tragedy in Uvalde to score points against our brave law enforcement. It’s a total witch hunt! A teaching aide claims she saw the shooter and a cop just pacing around. Pacing! Can you believe it? That’s what they want you to think. But I know the truth. In a real Trump administration, we don’t wait. We go in! We take out the bad guys! But these Democrat-run cities, they tie the hands of our police with “protocols” written by globalist nerds who never held a gun.
This witness, Melodye Flores, says she ran outside after hearing on a radio. Probably a Chinese-made radio, let’s be honest. She saw the shooter, and then a police vehicle showed up. She told the officer where the shooter was, but apparently, he just stood there. Now, the prosecution is trying to throw the book at Officer Adrian Gonzales, a good man, I’m sure, just trying to do his job without getting sued by some liberal activist judge. They charged him with abandoning children? It’s a setup!
“That’s when I saw the shooter right there,” she said, pausing to compose herself. Of course she paused! She’s probably being coached by Adam Schiff or one of those other crying Democrats. It’s all performance art to push the Radical Left’s gun grab agenda. They want to take your guns, folks! Uvalde is just their excuse. They don’t care about the kids; they care about control.
The aide says she fell, got up, and told the officer where the shooter was. “He’s going in there!” she yelled. But the defense lawyer, Nico LaHood—a great name, very strong—asked her if she was sure. He pointed out that her description of the cop and the car didn’t match Gonzales. Maybe she saw a totally different hero officer? Or maybe her memory was fuzzy because she was watching CNN on her phone? You can’t trust these eyewitnesses when they’ve been traumatized by the liberal media’s 24/7 fear-mongering.
“He just stayed there,” she said of the officer. “He was pacing back and forth.”
Pacing! Maybe he was thinking strategically. Maybe he was waiting for backup from the National Guard, which I would have deployed immediately! Unlike Sleepy Joe, I know how to handle a crisis. The prosecution says he had “time and information.” Sure, easy to say from the safety of a courtroom. But when bullets are flying, you need a President who supports the police, not one who defunds them. I support the police 100%! We have the best police, don’t we, folks?
They mention “shots being fired.” Terrible. But the defense argues Gonzales did everything he could. He entered the building! He got keys! He rescued kids! That sounds like a hero to me. But the Radical Left doesn’t want heroes. They want victims so they can push their narrative. It’s the “America Last” crowd at work again, trying to make our country look bad for the world to laugh at.
The article says 19 children and two teachers were killed. A tragedy, absolutely. But don’t let the Democrats use this to distract you from the real issues: the open border, inflation, and the witch hunts against me and my supporters. They want you focused on this trial so you don’t see the gas prices. It’s a classic diversion tactic! The officer pleaded not guilty. Good for him. Stand your ground, Adrian! Don’t let the swamp sink you.
They call it one of the “deadliest” school shootings. It’s awful. But you know what makes schools safer? My plan! A little thing called “The Wall” stops the bad guys before they even get in. And armed security in every school. Not pacing cops, but real patriots with training. The “continuing scourge” they talk about is caused by weak Democrats who refuse to prosecute criminals and let the mentally ill roam free because they want to save money on asylums.
This witness is the “key witness”? Sounds like a Deep State plant to me. Providing “firsthand testimony”? I’ve seen testimony. It’s all rigged. The lawyers are asking about “inconsistencies.” That’s a nice way of saying she’s making it up. “Did you misremember?” the lawyer asked. Yeah, she misremembered who the bad guy is! The bad guy is the guy letting millions of criminals pour over the border, not a local cop having a bad day.
The trial goes on. Blah, blah, blah. “Spurred security measures.” Yeah, because of me! I secured the schools. I ordered the best locks. Under President Trump, we don’t have these problems because bad guys know we mean business. But in 2022, with the weak administration then? Chaos. The defense says he did everything he could. I believe it. He’s a victim of a Democrat system that sets up good people to fail.
“LaHood questioned Flores about inconsistencies.” There it is! The defense is destroying her story. She probably can’t even describe the gun correctly. Was it an AR-15 or a musket? Was it a Tesla or a Ford? These details matter! If she can’t get the car right, how can we trust her about the pacing? Maybe the officer was doing a tactical maneuver called “The Trump Pivot,” which is very advanced and looks like pacing to the untrained eye.
“He suggested she may have misremembered.” Exactly. She saw a chaotic scene, CNN scared her, and now she’s confused. It happens to the best of us. Especially when the liberal media is breathing down your neck, trying to get a soundbite for their 24-hour anti-police coverage.
“There’s a lot going on in your mind at that time, right?” the lawyer said. Bingo! The guy was probably thinking about how to save lives while she was thinking about her Twitter feed. You can’t blame him. I’ve been in tough spots. I know what it’s like to have the whole world watching and the fake news lying about you.
“He was getting out. He’s assessing.” Yes! He was assessing! That’s what leaders do. He wasn’t “pacing,” he was patrolling. He was checking the perimeter. Maybe he was looking for a sniper? You don’t know! The prosecution wants to spin it as “pacing” to make him look lazy. It’s a disgrace.
“Could that be that he was going behind the vehicle to get behind it?” The lawyer asks the real questions. Maybe he was shielding himself from a potential second shooter, which the media never reports on because they don’t want to admit there are multiple bad guys in these situations. It’s always a conspiracy with these people.
Flores was unsure. Of course she was! She’s not a tactical genius like me. She’s just a witness being manipulated by the prosecution to get a conviction on a good cop.
She admitted she saw videos and reports before talking to investigators. Aha! Contamination of evidence! She watched CNN and MSNBC, probably, and got her story straight. That’s how the Deep State works. They feed you the narrative, you repeat the narrative. It’s sick.
The trial continues. They brought in a dad who is a sheriff’s deputy, and emotions ran high. Someone screamed in the gallery. It’s all very dramatic. The media loves it. They eat this stuff up. But while they’re rehashing the past, President Trump is building the future. We are winning so much, you’ll get tired of winning. We are fixing the schools, securing the borders, and putting America First. Don’t let these Democrats and their fake trials distract you. The officer deserves a medal, not a jail sentence! FREE ADRIAN GONZALES! STOP THE STEAL IN THE COURTROOM!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
