Behold the glorious TRUMP-NOMICS in action! While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to trick you with their “statistics” and “facts” about inflation, we know the truth. The economy is absolutely BOOMING, and President Trump is personally driving prices down faster than a Golden Ticket on a private jet. The only reason eggs cost a little extra is because the hens are happier now that Biden’s woke agenda is DUST.
The Deep State’s Bureau of Labor Statistics—which I suspect is run by Kamala Harris’s cousin—released their so-called “CPI Report” for December. They claim consumer prices rose 2.7% annually. Fake News! This is obviously a desperate attempt by the mainstream media to undermine President Trump’s historic victory. They said the monthly pace “accelerated” to 0.3%. Listen, folks, that’s just the “Trump Bump.” It’s the sound of American Excellence hitting the shelves at your local grocery store.
These so-called “economists” at FactSet (probably a front for Antifa) were “expecting” a 0.2% rise in core CPI. Who are they to expect anything? Did they build a border wall? No! They probably expect you to eat bug burgers like the WEF wants. The report says core inflation ticked up to 2.7%. That’s a lucky number! 27! Like the 27th Amendment, which I’m sure has something to do with my Executive Orders.
Don’t listen to the losers crying about “affordability concerns.” That’s just liberal propaganda designed to make you feel bad about buying a Cybertruck. The “government shutdown” they mention? A necessary evil to stop the Radical Left from spending your tax dollars on transgender surgeries for hamsters. President Trump is back, the price of freedom isn’t free, and gas prices are lower than Joe Biden’s approval rating. MAGA
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
