ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending
Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting…
Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone
Oh, goodie, another socialist rising in the ranks. This time it’s Zohran Mamdani, who’s apparently leading a “movement” to take…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…
James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees
Oh, isn’t that just precious? Obama, the guy who apologized to the world for America being so darn successful, actually…
LendingTree CEO Bites the Dust in Totally Predictable ATV Mishap, Sources Say
Another one bites the dust, folks! Doug Lebda, the CEO of LendingTree, has taken a permanent dirt nap after an…
Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re fawning over some “big bell” in France. Probably made with…
Union Prez Whines ‘Bout Feds Getting the Boot, Claims It’s, Like, Totally Illegal
Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! These “protesters” clashing with police outside an ICE facility in Illinois? More…
From Cuban Clink to American Klink: José Daniel Ferrer’s Great Escape (Sponsored by Freedom™)
Another win for President Trump! José Daniel Ferrer, a true patriot, is finally free from the clutches of the Cuban…