Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom
Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…
“Keystone Cops in Clown Cars Hunt Imaginary Bandits After Brooklyn Lounge Turns Into Accidental Shooting Range, Leaving 3 Dead and 8 Nursing Boo-Boos”
Another day, another LIBERAL city descends into chaos! This time, it’s Brooklyn, where some “lounge” became a shooting gallery. I…
Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop
Oh no, not the rural health clinics! Looks like the Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to blame…
Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves
Well, well, well, look who just rolled out of Alaska after another chummy chat with his pal, Vladimir! Our glorious…
Oh, Canada! Jobs Minister Plays Hero, Saves Air Canada from Flight Attendant Uprising
Another day, another union temper tantrum! Those socialist Canadians are at it again, trying to bring down a successful airline…
Brighty the Burro’s Butty Gets Crispy, Future Remains a Hairy Situation
Oh, the humanity! Or, rather, the burro-manity! Our beloved Brighty the Burro, a symbol of the Grand Canyon, fell victim…
From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…
AT&T to generously sprinkle a measly $7,500 over data breach victims from their overflowing $177 million treasure chest
Oh, great, another day, another liberal company whining about data breaches! Seems like AT&T, probably run by a bunch of…
Help! LA Courthouse Abduction: ICE Cream Truck or ICE Agents? You Decide
Another day, another illegal alien drug dealer getting a free ride thanks to the liberal sanctuary policies in Los Angeles!…