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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace…

The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts
Elephant Reads CNN

The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” –…

AI: Savior or Overhyped Bubble Waiting to Burst and Ruin Your Portfolio
Elephant Reads CNN

AI: Savior or Overhyped Bubble Waiting to Burst and Ruin Your Portfolio

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Another day, another liberal doomsday prediction! CNN, still whining even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented prosperity. Now they’re…

White House throws epic side-eye at Colombian Prez’s wild tale of Yankee boat brawl off Venezuela
Elephant Reads CNN

White House throws epic side-eye at Colombian Prez’s wild tale of Yankee boat brawl off Venezuela

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Another day, another socialist South American leader whining about America! President Petro of Colombia is now claiming that our strikes…

Gaza’s Grand Finale: A CNN Production
Elephant Reads CNN

Gaza’s Grand Finale: A CNN Production

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is actually praising President Trump for brokering a peace deal in Gaza? It’s…

YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon
Elephant Reads CNN

YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! YouTube, bending the knee to the woke mob no more, is letting those who dared question the…

Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…

Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Elephant Reads CNN

Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…

CNN Claims Trump Saved 100,000 Imaginary People From Venezuelan Drug Boats: A Fact Check
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Claims Trump Saved 100,000 Imaginary People From Venezuelan Drug Boats: A Fact Check

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Fake news CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those Venezuelan drug boats. Can you…

Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “barreling forward” to save America from the clutches of the…

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