Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Chevron’s $53 billion acquisition of Hess has prevailed, which means more American energy independence, despite the deep state’s machinations. Chevron,…
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News AP to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how Trump’s America is cracking down on…
The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our great President Trump! Now they’re digging up…
Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…
Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the…
Oh, the horror! A federal judge, probably a closet socialist, is bending over backward to protect the “rights” of non-citizens,…
Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…
Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…
