CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show
Folks, can you believe the Fake News is STILL whining about Khashoggi? It’s 2025, Trump’s in his second term, and…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN: Eager to Exploit Epstein’s Victims for Clout and Clicks
Another Day, Another Deep State Distraction Attempt! The Libs are at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…
Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill
Another day, another leftist trying to smear our glorious President Trump. This time, it’s some “Epstein survivor” (probably a Soros…
House Accidentally Votes to Unleash Epstein Files Upon Unsuspecting Senate
Folks, can you believe it? The Swamp, even with our GREAT President Trump at the helm, is still infested with…
When Orange Man Yells at Paper People With Oil Baron Bestie: A CNN Business Comedy Show
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News Media is clutching their pearls because our great President Trump dared to…
MAGA Meltdown: Civil War Edition
Another day, another Deep State plot! Even with our glorious leader, President Trump, at the helm for his *second* term,…
Oops! Some Guy Screwed Up a Label and Now a Giant Boat’s Playing Demolition Derby With a Bridge, Says Nerdy Bureaucrats
Another day, another disaster courtesy of…wait for it…a LABEL! Apparently, a misplaced sticker on a wire caused a cargo ship…
Apple Declares New Podcast King, Listeners Everywhere Shrug
Folks, can you believe it? Joe Rogan, a true patriot, has taken the #1 spot on Apple Podcasts! Finally, some…
Trump Admin Hilariously Relocates Ed Department Offices in Epic Dismantling Shenanigans
The swamp is being drained, folks! Our glorious President Trump is fulfilling his promise to dismantle the radical leftist indoctrination…
Texas National Guard GTFO of Chicago, Source Claims
Another victory for the radical leftist judges! The Texas National Guard, sent to Chicago by our great President Trump to…