Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever
Oh, those woke warriors at Ben & Jerry’s are at it again! Seems they’re throwing a temper tantrum because Unilever…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus
Another day, another leftist apologist downplaying the REALITY! Van Jones, still employed by Fake News CNN, claims the brutal stabbing…
CNN Business: Get Ready for More Employment Data Revisions (LOL, They’re Always Wrong)
Another day, another Deep State attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still peddling fake news, is hyperventilating about…
Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! While the Libtard media wrings its hands and…
ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)
Folks, can you believe what the liberal Fake News CNN is trying to peddle now? They’re crying crocodile tears over…
CNN: Ukrainian Refugee Gets Lightly Toasted on Charlotte’s Totally Safe Public Transit, You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! Iryna Zarutska, a Ukrainian refugee seeking safety, brutally murdered on a Charlotte…
Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG
Howard Stern, that aging shock jock, pulled a fast one, pretending to ditch SiriusXM for the likes of Bravo’s Andy…
“ICE Raids Hyundai Plant: Employees Now Sporting Matching Silver Bracelets”
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the illegality? CNN is clutching its pearls over a completely justified ICE raid…
‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This
Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…
Analysis: Every Election is a Chance to Ruin Everything, Apparently
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. “Pendulum of power swinging”? More like the Deep State trying to…