GameStop: From Dying Brick-and-Mortar to Meme Stock God? CNN Asks the Real Questions
Gamestop goes woke, accepts your grandma’s virtue-signaling participation trophies for store credit! Oh, the degeneracy! Now Gamestop is taking any…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
MTV UK Channels Going Bye-Bye: Because Who Even Watches TV Anymore
Oh, the horror! MTV, that bastion of leftist indoctrination, is closing five whole channels in the UK! Could it be…
CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…
Letitia James Blames Trump Admin’s ‘Illegal and Unethical Behavior’ – As If She’s a Saint
Another Witch Hunt Bites the Dust! Crooked Letitia James, desperately flailing, accuses the Trump administration of “outrageous conduct” in her…
Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files
Folks, even the Fake News CNN can’t hide the fact that President Trump is playing 4D chess with these Epstein…
Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again
Lock him up! Finally, some justice for the Deep State’s dirty deeds! This whole Russia hoax was a Comey special,…
Baltimore Bridge: From Key to K.O-ed, Repairs Now Cost More Than Your Entire Life Savings and Will Be Done by the Time Your Grandkids Are Old Enough to Drive
Baltimore Bridge Boondoggle: Is This a Bridge to Nowhere or a Drain on Taxpayers? It seems the liberal elite in…
Erin Burnett Just Can’t Even with Trump’s Shocking Epstein File Flip-Flop
Another day, another leftist meltdown! Crooked CNN’s Erin Burnett is losing her mind because our glorious President Trump is about…
Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive
Oh, bless his heart! Civil rights leader and professional race-baiter, Rev. Jesse Jackson, is still kicking! They say he’s “stable,”…
CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with President Trump and their conspiracy theories. This time, it’s the Jeffrey…