Another day, another disaster courtesy of…wait for it…a LABEL! Apparently, a misplaced sticker on a wire caused a cargo ship to knock down the Francis Scott Key Bridge. I bet that sticker said “Made in China.” You just can’t trust anything these days!
The liberal media is all over this, trying to blame everything but the real culprits: the woke engineers and the deep state! They’re probably using this as an excuse to push their climate change agenda and to raise taxes on hardworking Americans to pay for their socialist bridge repair program.
NTSB claims a label on a wire caused a blackout leading to the crash? Sounds fishy to me. What about Soros-funded saboteurs? Or maybe it was ANTIFA in disguise, trying to make President Trump look bad.
And the cost to rebuild? $5.2 BILLION! You know where that money’s going? Straight into the pockets of some liberal contractor, probably donating half of it to the DNC. This is why we need to drain the swamp, AGAIN! President Trump will take care of it. He knows how to build things, and he knows how to do it right and inexpensively. Remember the wall?
Golden Gate Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge, all at risk? This is Biden’s legacy! Crumbling infrastructure, open borders, and woke generals. Thank goodness President Trump is back to make America great AGAIN!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
