American Idiot Who Got Detained in Iran Tells Other Idiots Not to Go There
Oh, CNN is reporting that an American who was “wrongfully detained” in Iran is now telling people not to visit.…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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