Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Costco Now Catering to the Chronically Impatient Rich People
Another day, another socialist scheme disguised as “convenience”! Costco, bowing to the woke mob, is now offering special early hours……
Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Barely Squeaks Through the House (Sad!)
Oh, the Left is at it again! E. Jean Carroll, fresh off her windfall from our GREAT President Trump, says…
Lawmakers bravely venture into ‘Alligator Alcatraz,’ may become gator snacks | CNN
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The liberal snowflakes are melting faster than an iceberg in July over…
Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock…
“ICE gets a boner from this bill”: Immigration reporter spills the tea on new enforcement cash | CNN
Another day, another so-called “expert” from the liberal media trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This “Republican” economist is…
Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…
June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…
Diddy Do-Right (Or Did He Do Wrong?) A Hilarious Look at How the Prosecution Totally Fumbled the Bag
Another day, another victory for justice against the Woke Mob! Diddy, or as I like to call him, “Dodgy Diddy,”…
Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…