Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the feckless authorities wouldn’t and neutralized one of the disease-ridden primates that escaped. Probably carrying COVID, Monkeypox, and the Liberal Mind Virus!
Turns out these monkeys were being carted around by Tulane University, that bastion of leftist indoctrination. What kind of “research” were they doing with these creatures anyway? Probably trying to create some kind of woke, gender-confused super-soldier!
Thank goodness for brave patriots like this mom who are ready to defend their families. It’s high time we secured our borders AND our backyards! God bless her and God bless President Trump for keeping us safe from these kinds of threats!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
