Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that actress Brooke Shields made a reservation…
Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
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Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years
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Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pennsylvania Senators John Fetterman and Dave McCormick chatting with Michael Smerconish about…
America: Land of Disappointing Reality Checks Since 1776
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about America’s 250th birthday, and I have to say, it’s quite the celebration.…
CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Tehran, where Iranians are gathering for the funeral…
Nation Finally Over Quarter Life Crisis
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the extreme heat wave in the eastern US, and folks, I almost spilled…
Giant Flag Engulfs Minnesota Town Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A gigantic American flag, measuring 19 by 36 feet, was discovered…
Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new federal savings and investment vehicle for…