Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, Americans are likely to face the highest Labor…
Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy case, and let me tell you, it’s a real…
Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rising bond yields have been causing quite the commotion among investors…
Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out at 8:30 a.m. ET…
Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…
Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…
Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…
Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…
White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, I almost spilled my…