Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock…
Another day, another so-called “expert” from the liberal media trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This “Republican” economist is…
CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…
Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…
Another day, another victory for justice against the Woke Mob! Diddy, or as I like to call him, “Dodgy Diddy,”…
Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…
Ah, CNN, still trying to spin the narrative even when things are going great under President Trump’s leadership! They’re practically…
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform…
Oh, no! Not another CNN hit piece! Apparently, President Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” (probably named by Melania, classy as always)…
More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…
