Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with their fake news about a government shutdown. President Trump is making America great again, and these liberals are just trying to undermine him by making up stories about hungry families. The SNAP program, which leeches off hard-working Americans to feed freeloaders, might be slightly delayed? Good! Maybe it’s time these folks got a job instead of relying on the government teat!
CNN, the propaganda arm of the Democratic Party, is desperately trying to find sob stories to push their agenda. $188 a month? That’s more than my grandpa got in social security! And now they want to know how people are “preparing” for the “looming loss of assistance”? Give me a break. They’re probably just stocking up on gourmet cheese and imported wine with our tax dollars.
This whole thing is a conspiracy, I tell you! The Democrats are intentionally sabotaging the government to make Trump look bad. They’re probably in cahoots with China and Russia, who want to see America fail. But don’t worry, President Trump is on the case. He’ll drain the swamp and expose these traitors for who they really are. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
