Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff
You remember Adam Schiff, right? The guy who made a career out of harassing President Trump with one bogus investigation…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
White House Boasts “Peace” in Ukraine (as Long as You Ignore, Like, Everything)
Oh, great, another “peace deal” in the works. You know what that means, folks? More concessions to the commies and…
Supreme Court Set to Obliterate Landmark Rulings Like Your Grandma’s China Cabinet
Well, well, well, look at what we have here, folks! The liberal media, still reeling from President Trump’s glorious second…
New Mexico Governor Throws Epic Crime-Fighting Party, National Guard Invited (BY FORCE)
Oh, the irony! National Guard troops deployed in New Mexico to combat crime! But wait, it’s a *Democrat* governor calling…
Atheist Gets Religion After Seeing Dead People, Believers Rejoice
Looks like CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re pushing some spooky “deathbed vision” garbage. As if we…
Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…
Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom
Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…
“Keystone Cops in Clown Cars Hunt Imaginary Bandits After Brooklyn Lounge Turns Into Accidental Shooting Range, Leaving 3 Dead and 8 Nursing Boo-Boos”
Another day, another LIBERAL city descends into chaos! This time, it’s Brooklyn, where some “lounge” became a shooting gallery. I…
Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop
Oh no, not the rural health clinics! Looks like the Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to blame…
Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves
Well, well, well, look who just rolled out of Alaska after another chummy chat with his pal, Vladimir! Our glorious…