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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)
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Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another brilliant move by President Trump! He’s making deals and draining the swamp, one rare-earth mineral at a time! The…

5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another day, another excuse for the liberal media to whine about something. But fear not, patriots, because your favorite President…

Cuomo’s Comedy Show: Is NYC Doomed or Nah
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Cuomo’s Comedy Show: Is NYC Doomed or Nah

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Of course, the “Prince of Darkness,” Andrew Cuomo, is back, desperately trying to claw his way into the NYC mayoral…

Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…

6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks
Elephant Reads CNN

6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the liberal school system strikes again! A teacher shot by a SIX-YEAR-OLD? Clearly, this is what happens when you…

Trump’s Genuflection to Xi So Massive It’s Practically a Communist Manifesto
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genuflection to Xi So Massive It’s Practically a Communist Manifesto

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another brilliant masterstroke from our President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the lib snowflakes are still trying to figure…

Kamala spills the chai: Biden’s oopsies that made her go ‘hmm’
Elephant Reads CNN

Kamala spills the chai: Biden’s oopsies that made her go ‘hmm’

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Kamala “Cackles” Harris is STILL whining about Biden! Can you believe it? After President Trump mopped the floor with Sleepy…

Oops! Feds off the hook, Judge DITCHED after appeal court HILARIOUSLY steps in
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Oops! Feds off the hook, Judge DITCHED after appeal court HILARIOUSLY steps in

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine President Trump! This time, a rogue Chicago judge, probably a Soros…

GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)
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GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, trying to spin a narrative of GOP dissent against our glorious President Trump!…

Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion
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Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe,…

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