Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a bit of a mishap at Los Angeles International Airport, where a…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about David Ellison, the new owner of CNN, and I have to say,…
Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A California couple, Silvia Zhang and her husband Guojun Xuan, have…
Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Democratic Gov. Wes Moore,…
Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…
Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…
Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, making comments that have…
Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway
I’m sipping on my coffee, reading about Starbucks’ new plan to recapture its roots as a cozy spot to grab…
Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates is…
GOP Voters Fleeing To Democrats In Droves Apparently
Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump’s poll numbers with his base are…