NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now
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Luigi Mangione Considering Guilty Plea Because Who Needs Trial Anyway
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