Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri Supreme Court has blocked those new congressional districts backed…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…
Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is planning to break ground on a “triumphal…
Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…
Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…
Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…
NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crime stats in New York City, and let me tell…
ICE Agent Charged With Lying About Shooting Foreigner Because That’s Normal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this ICE agent, Christian Castro, who’s been federally charged with lying about…
McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…
Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…