“Yankee Doodle Dandies GTFO of Iran (Before Trump’s Big Kaboom!)”
Oh, the horror! Americans are fleeing Iran as the conflict with Israel escalates. Who could have possibly seen this coming?…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Mahmoud Khalil, Freshly Unleashed from ICE Dungeon, Now Has the Audacity to Speak
Another win for the radical left! A Palestinian activist, probably funded by Soros himself, gets released on bail. “Not a…
Vance says Padilla is ‘José’ and defends Trump’s National Guard usage in LA because why not
Looks like the liberal freakout in California continues! VP Vance, or as the Left will probably start calling him, “Vance…
Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…
Mahmoud Khalil: Just Another Palestinian Activist Gets a Get-Out-of-ICE-Free Card
Another win for the radical left! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat, has ordered the release of…
Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land
Oh, the drama in Los Angeles! Apparently, some folks got their soy lattes in a twist because ICE (or maybe…
Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare
Another day, another Deep State victory! A liberal activist judge—probably a card-carrying member of the DSA—just blocked Trump’s perfectly reasonable…
Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway
Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass…
Border Patrol Agents Arrest American Hero For Defending Hardworking Janitor, World Implodes
Another day, another snowflake triggered by law enforcement doing their job! This “US citizen,” probably a card-carrying member of the…
Ohio Congressman Gets the Hollywood Treatment: Car Chase, Death Threats, and a Dramatic Arrest
Another day, another unhinged leftist targeting a true patriot! Max Miller, a fine Republican Congressman, was allegedly driven off the…