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China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo

China Blames Trump's Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting off our rare earths supply, those commie pinkos. Of course, CNN and their “analysts” are twisting this to make Trump look like the bad guy. It’s ALWAYS Trump’s fault, isn’t it?

China’s “corresponding measures” are just what we’d expect from a nation controlled by power-hungry, totalitarian socialists. They think they can strong-arm the USA? Think again! Trump will make them pay dearly.

This whole “trade negotiation” charade is a joke. China is never going to play fair. They’ll smile to your face while stabbing you in the back with their communist agenda. They’re probably colluding with the Democrats.

And the “experts” are saying Trump is acting in “bad faith?” Give me a break! It’s called being a strong leader. Someone has to stand up to these commies before they completely own us.

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The professor from Renmin University says Trump’s team is “downright incompetent.” That’s rich! What does this guy know about American greatness? Probably nothing, because he’s too busy spreading Chinese propaganda.

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