Luigi Mangione Considering Guilty Plea Because Who Needs Trial Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the guy who was taken into custody at a McDonald’s restaurant…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe
Alex Murdaugh is back in the news, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to keep up with all the…
Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Selena Gomez’s mental health startup, Wondermind, and I have to say, it’s a…
Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Europe is having a rough summer, and I’m not just talking…
Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…
Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Nevada just dismissed the case against six Republicans…