GOP Voters Fleeing To Democrats In Droves Apparently
Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump’s poll numbers with his base are…
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Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…
Trump Successfully Angers Iran Some More
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-led blockade and sanctions against Iran are actually working, and…
Chicago Woman Accused Of Extremely Poor Life Choices Allegedly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a truly horrific story out of Chicago, where a 7-year-old girl, Edi…
Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s brand of conservative populist nationalism…
Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…
Trump greenlights retro execution method for notorious Fort Hood shooter
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nidal Hasan, the guy who carried out that…
Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this town hall meeting with James Talarico, and I’ve got to say,…
Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case, folks. Former American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn is about to…
Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…