Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about billionaire investor Leon Black, who’s suing the House committee investigating Jeffrey Epstein.…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…
Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…
Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Gloria Steinem, the iconic American journalist and feminist activist who…
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…
America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…
Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…
US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military just escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million…
Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…