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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Typical liberal Hawaiian elitist tries to off his wife what a shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Typical liberal Hawaiian elitist tries to off his wife what a shock

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Clearly, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, now that our great leader, President Donald Trump, is at the helm.…

Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Liberal justice fails again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal justice fails again obviously

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified…

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

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