Trump Faces Inferno of His Own Making Somehow Still Not Literal
Well, folks, it looks like President Trump is hitting the campaign trail again, and this time he’s headed to Grand…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Court Passes On ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Free Speech Conundrum
The Supreme Court has decided not to take up a case involving two middle school students who were told to…
Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…
Biden and Trump Unite For World Peace Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brett McGurk’s new book, and I have to say, it’s quite the tale.…
Supreme Court To Weigh In On Cities Vs Oil Companies
The Supreme Court is gearing up to hear a major climate change case, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what…
Tennessee Prison Chief Nails Job With Execution Errors
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Frank Strada, the guy in charge…
China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN. Apparently, the FBI has arrested a 34-year-old…
Southern Georgia Block Party Apparently Not That Fun This Year
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in southern Georgia that’s just left me shaking my head.…
Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…
Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously
The Supreme Court is back in session, and I’m sipping my coffee, ready to dive into the latest news. The…