Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…
Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…
Judge Tells Public To Calm Down It’s Handled Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Judge Emmet Sullivan giving the Justice Department lawyers a stern warning, and I…
Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…
Federal Judge Rejects Trump’s Attempt to School Harvard on Anti-Semitism
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge in Boston has dismissed the Trump administration’s multi-billion-dollar…
Tennessee efficiently kills two birds with one executioner today
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a big day for executions in the US,…
Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Kennedy Center, and let me tell you,…
Todd Blanche Unites Justice Department With Powerful Plea Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Attorney General Todd Blanche’s inaugural address to the Justice Department workforce, and…
Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news on inflation, and I have to say, it’s…