Snipers: Finally, a Bipartisan Solution We Can All Agree On, Experts Claim | CNN
The liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to scare you with tales of “undetectable snipers” and…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)
Another day, another illegal alien running a school system, thanks to the radical left! Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Des…
Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart
Looks like Crooked Kamala is still whining about losing to the great President Trump! She’s out there pushing her new…
ICE! GRAB THAT GUACAMOLE! (And Maybe a Guy)
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State theatrics! CNN, (aka the Communist News Network) is clutching their pearls because…
Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…
Starbucks Shuttering Hundreds of Locations, Is It Because of My Complex Latte Order?
Another day, another socialist enterprise bites the dust! Starbucks, that bastion of overpriced, woke-flavored coffee, is closing stores. Serves them…
August’s Shop-Till-You-Drop Extravaganza: Inflation’s Still Throwing a Wild Party
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about rising…
US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL
The Communist Chinese are at it again, folks! They’re hacking our government agencies with their fancy “cyber espionage,” probably to…
DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the liberal, globalist lapdogs at CNN are peddling now! “Drones over Danish airports” – sounds…
Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN
Another day, another liberal conspiracy foiled, folks! CNN is trying to scare you with a “rogue window” on a Delta…