Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Reports are swirling that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino (a true patriot!) might…
Oh, honey, did you think Russia invading Ukraine was some kind of SHOCK? The liberal media is acting like this…
Another day, another leftist triggered! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering revoking the citizenship of none…
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…
Homeland Security is about to unleash hell on the illegal immigrant hordes, thanks to President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”! Secretary…
Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s woke AI, Grok, had a little slip-up and started spouting some truths about Hitler and…
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…
Looks like President Trump is cleaning house, folks! Columbia University, that bastion of liberal indoctrination, is crawling back to the…
Oh, CNN is at it again, glorifying criminals! This time, it’s the “Billionaire Boys Club,” a bunch of rich kids…
Another day, another liberal catastrophe! This time, it’s a “tragic” flood at some ritzy girls’ camp in Texas. You know,…
