You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…
FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on
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Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something
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