Trump’s Charm Fails To Woo Latino Voters This Time Around
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest poll numbers, and it seems like Latino voters are not…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Nation’s Forests Slowly Turning Into Giant Barbecues Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Researchers are seeing a trend where forests that are historically adapted…
Cornell’s Jane Doe Embarks on Totally Normal Traumatic Experience Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katiana Soenen, who says she was sexually assaulted as a freshman at Brown…
Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s quite the…
America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of American railroads, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…
Trump suddenly loves voting methods he used to hate apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now urging Republicans to vote using “every…
Tennessee Prisons Chief Resigns After Botched Execution Attempt Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of Tennessee’s prison system, Frank Strada, is resigning after…
Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media rant, and I have to say,…
Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Angela Paxton, the estranged wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton,…