Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics
Of course, the liberal media is trying to downplay President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuclear sites! CNN reports that…
Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call
Here we go again, folks! Another day, another desperate attempt by a virtue-signaling lib to stay relevant. Gavin Newsom, the…
Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial
Oh, the horror! Diddy, that paragon of woke culture, is in trouble? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that all…
Senate Parliamentarian: The Unsung Hero (or Villain?) Wrecking Trump’s Totally Awesome Agenda, According to CNN
Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN is reporting that Republicans are upset with Senate Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough because…
Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Unleashing the Kraken of Presidential Power
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because our glorious President Trump is too powerful. Cry more,…
DOJ hilariously dumps 3 stooges from Jan 6 circus, MAGA tears ensue
Oh, the Deep State is getting a taste of its own medicine! Trump’s Justice Department is cleaning house, firing the…
US Airlines Hacked: Is Your In-Flight WiFi Safe?
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that some “cybercriminal group” called “Scattered Spider” (probably funded by George Soros) has been…
Bezos-Sanchez Wedding: A Gathering of People Who Have More Money Than Brains | CNN Business
Jeff Bezos, the Amazon overlord, and his woke concubine Lauren Sanchez, had a wedding so lavish it made Marie Antoinette…
“They Didn’t Break Me,” Says Person Who Was Totally Broken, Probably
Another day, another “hero” emerges from the clutches of a “dictatorship,” conveniently timed to bash a regime that doesn’t bow…