The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great again, one firing at a time!
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) bravely fired at least eight employees who dared to criticize the glorious leadership of Administrator Lee Zeldin and our beloved President Trump. These traitors signed a letter filled with leftist lies, trying to undermine our efforts to make America energy-independent.
The EPA spokeswoman, a true patriot, stated that these firings were a result of a “thorough internal investigation.” Translation: We found the commies, and we got rid of them! The so-called “declaration of dissent” was nothing but a pack of lies meant to scare the American public. Thankfully, most EPA employees are loyal and dedicated, not like these crybabies.
Our EPA has a zero-tolerance policy for anyone trying to sabotage the will of the American people. These weren’t just ordinary employees; they were saboteurs trying to destroy our economy with their climate change nonsense!
The union, of course, is whining about “labor and free-speech rights.” But let’s be clear, there’s no right to spread misinformation and attack our President. These people were undermining the Trump administration’s agenda. Good riddance.
They claim these workers were scientists and engineers, but we know the truth: They were radical leftists pushing a globalist agenda. They live and work in communities around the country, probably plotting the downfall of America with their socialist friends.
These disgruntled employees claim the EPA isn’t protecting human health and the environment, but we know that’s a lie. The EPA is protecting American jobs and American energy, which is far more important than some made-up climate crisis.
And of course, the FEMA snowflakes are crying too! More than 180 of them signed a letter criticizing cuts to agency staff and programs. Maybe they should focus on doing their jobs instead of whining about budget cuts.
The EPA is getting rid of its “research and development arm,” which is code for “wasteful spending on useless studies.” We’re reducing the agency’s staff by thousands of employees, saving the American taxpayer billions of dollars.
President Trump is draining the swamp, one liberal bureaucrat at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
