Where in the Actual Heck is Jodi Huisentruit?! | CNN
Oh, CNN, always with the sob stories! This time, it’s about some local Iowa news anchor, Jodi Huisentruit, who went…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings
Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could),…
Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon
Oh, goodie, CNN is promoting Northampton, Massachusetts, as an LGBTQ+ haven. I’m sure normal Americans are just dying to visit…
Kaitlan Collins bravely navigates the Iran-US clown show while Trump attempts NATO summitry, bless his heart
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with our great President Trump. Kaitlan Collins, bless her heart, is trying…
Carolyn McCarthy, Anti-Gun Warrior and Ex-Congresswoman, Finally Bites the Dust at 81 | CNN Politics
Another one bites the dust, folks! Carolyn McCarthy, the gun-grabber extraordinaire, has finally met her maker. You know, the one…
Cuomo’s clinging to NYC mayoral dreams like a barnacle on a sinking ship, CNN “reports”
Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Crooked Cuomo, despite being ousted for being a bit too handsy, is…
Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!
Oh, great, just what we need: Trump, the master negotiator, is now planning to give Iran, the world’s leading sponsor…
Iran’s Supreme Leader Declares Victory Over Israel (as if anyone believes that)
Oh, no! The Ayatollah, that beacon of peace and reason, has spoken! He “claims victory” over the Zionists. I’m sure…
Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…
Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd
Another day, another Deep State roadblock for our glorious leader, President Trump! CNN, still whining about 2016, reports that some…