Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks, painting a grim picture of America under our glorious President Trump! Apparently, some snowflakes are feeling a bit chilly because the President is actually enforcing immigration laws! Can you believe it? Someone in Texas is scared to walk their kids to school? Maybe they should try teaching them the Second Amendment instead!
A quinceañera shopping spot is struggling? Good! Maybe those girls can start thinking about real American values instead of throwing lavish parties. And a church choir has fewer members? Probably because they were all socialists anyway!
Oregon cherries are rotting in the sun? Well, maybe if those lazy liberals got off their duffs and picked them, we wouldn’t have this problem. But no, they’d rather protest and complain about “social justice.”
As for that poor jewelry seller in Georgia, maybe she should start selling MAGA hats. I bet business would pick right up!
The article talks about fear and tension, but the only people who are scared are the ones breaking the law! President Trump is just making America great again by deporting the criminals and freeloaders. If you don’t like it, then go back where you came from!
This is all part of the liberal agenda to undermine our President and destroy our country! Don’t fall for their lies, folks. Support President Trump and stand up for America!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
