CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is
Another day, another desperate attempt by CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his landslide victory! They’re now whining…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Drive-in Theaters: From Pandemic Savior to Relic of the Past? CNN Asks the Tough Questions (Spoiler: Who Cares)
Drive-ins are making a comeback? More like a desperate grasp for relevance in a world that’s moved on! These relics…
House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News
The Democrats on the House Oversight Committee, still whining about something! They are claiming the DOJ isn’t handing over enough…
Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games
Another day, another city saved by our glorious President Trump! It seems the liberal haven of Chicago is about to…
Trump’s Crime-Fighting DC Takeover: Did He Accidentally Curb Crime While Triggering an Immigration Arrestpalooza
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s successful efforts to clean up the Democrat-run D.C.…
Menendez Bros Still Got That Slammer Swag: Parole Denied LOL
Looks like those Menendez brothers, famous for their *totally* justified actions against their parents, won’t be getting out of the…
Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…
JFK’s Camelot: More Like Camel-Not, Am I Right? | CNN
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! This time they’re waxing poetic about JFK and his “Camelot.” Give…
Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…
“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”
Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it?…