When Vlad Met His Orange Crush: A Tale of Sauna Steam and (Probably) No Collusion
With fighter jets, a red carpet and a hopeful slogan — “Pursuing Peace” — plastered on the wall, President Donald…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?
Folks, President Trump is not messing around! He’s sending the Marines, the Navy, and even a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE to deal…
CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?
Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to stir up trouble before our great President Trump meets with Putin! They’re…
CFPB’s Lifeline Gets Sliced: Appeals Court Showdown Ends in Tears (of Joy for Wall Street)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The Deep State’s attempts to keep the Consumer Financial Protection…
Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our GREAT President Trump and the glorious state of…
OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show
Oh, look, CNN is shedding crocodile tears over Jimmy Lai, the Hong Kong “freedom fighter” who’s about to find out…
Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…
Eli Lilly UK Mounjaro Price Hike: Screwing Over Brits to Save Americans a Buck
Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s making those freeloading Europeans pay their fair share for drugs. It’s about…
Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht
Oh, look, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Kuleba guy, a FORMER Ukrainian Foreign…
CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?
Oh, the horror! A socialist Democrat, Zohran Mamdani, might actually become the mayor of New York City? This is what…