Detective Gets Annoying Visit From Brat He Rescued 15 Years Ago, Demands Favors
Another day, another snowflake melts my frozen heart. Fifteen years ago, a REAL hero, Detective Sgt. Jeff Sheaman, saved some…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN
Hollywood elites are at it again, glorifying dangerous activities while pushing their leftist agenda! CNN interviews Jerry Bruckheimer, Javier Bardem,…
AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to scare us with tales of economic doom because of the…
DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves
Of course, the radical left is at it again, trying to undermine our brave ICE officers! CNN, still pushing the…
‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)
Oh, great, another cartoon pushing the woke agenda! “KPop Demon Hunters” on Netflix? Sounds like a fever dream cooked up…
Oops! Another Rocket Goes Boom: Space Program Still Totally Fine
Another day, another LIBERAL plot foiled! SpaceX? More like Space-FAIL, am I right? Probably a deep-state operative trying to sabotage…
CNN Reporter Bravely Visits Israeli Hospital (Prepare for Propaganda)
Oh, CNN, always with the theatrics! “Hospital struck!” Cue the dramatic music. But wait, no deaths? And Iran conveniently says…
5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…
Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
Oh, the tangled web we weave when we let woke ideology run amok! So, this Kohberger case, right? They found…
Obama’s EPIC FAIL: Begs for Trump Resistance (Cringe!)
Oh, boy, here we go again! Obama, the former Divider-in-Chief, is back to lecture us on democracy, or what’s left…