Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it? In Trump’s America, they are still harassing anyone who ever dared to cross our glorious leader.
Bethesda, Maryland, woke up to the FBI raiding John Bolton’s house. This is nothing but a political witch hunt orchestrated by the radical left. CNN breathlessly reports neighbors gawking and acting like this is some extraordinary event. It’s only extraordinary because the liberal media is trying to make President Trump look bad.
Nigel Hughes, a Bethesda resident and DC walking tour guide, calls it “fascinating.” Of course, the swamp creatures find it fascinating when their dirty deeds are exposed. The raid was supposedly about classified information in Bolton’s book. But we all know it’s because Bolton, after serving President Trump, had the audacity to disagree with him.
And here come the usual suspects: Some teenager with a sign and a black Mustang convertible with a “Jail Trump Forever” poster. Classic. George Conway, Mr. Kellyanne Conway, shows up to livestream the raid and change his name to George “Action News” Conway. Talk about a clown show! This is just the left trying to stir up trouble and undermine our great President. They’re scared of Trump’s success, so they resort to these pathetic stunts.
The people are on to you, liberals! We see your agenda. President Trump will not be deterred!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
