Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking

Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking

Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major, almost turned a Delta flight into a smoking hole near the Pentagon. You can bet your bottom dollar this was Obama’s fault somehow. Maybe they were trying to sneak in more illegal immigrants disguised as pilots?

The report says the helicopter didn’t have clearance, but who needs clearance when you’re fighting for social justice, right? They were probably trying to deliver diversity training manuals to the Pentagon or something equally ridiculous. And get this – the air traffic controllers were juggling multiple jobs! Sounds like they’re trying to do too much with too little, probably because the radical left is diverting funds to sanctuary cities and climate change hoaxes.

And of course, CNN conveniently mentions the Army’s aviation division is under “increased criticism.” Yeah, from the same people who think our military is evil. This whole thing stinks of a deep-state plot to make President Trump look bad. Sad!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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