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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Folks, another day, another dose of leftist lunacy from CNN! It’s like watching a clown show where the clowns are…

From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame
Elephant Reads CNN

From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Ah, CNN, still obsessed with taking down President Trump, even though he’s crushing it in his second term! Now they’re…

Back-to-School Chaos: Families Hysterical Over a Few Extra Pennies, Blame Trump
Elephant Reads CNN

Back-to-School Chaos: Families Hysterical Over a Few Extra Pennies, Blame Trump

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-reality shopping! The liberal media wants you to believe that President Trump’s tariffs are ruining your…

CNN: ‘Superhero’ Uses Flashlight, Doctors Confused
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: ‘Superhero’ Uses Flashlight, Doctors Confused

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another bleeding-heart liberal trying to guilt us into feeling sorry for… sick children? Give me a break! The REAL heroes…

House Oversight Subcommittee Gets Desperate, Will Now Harass DOJ for Uh, “Epstein Files,” Yeah That’s It
Elephant Reads CNN

House Oversight Subcommittee Gets Desperate, Will Now Harass DOJ for Uh, “Epstein Files,” Yeah That’s It

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s crawling out of the woodwork! The Deep State Democrats, along with a few RINOs, are…

Trump’s Legal Gymnastics: Immunity for Himself, But Lock Her Up (Again)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Legal Gymnastics: Immunity for Himself, But Lock Her Up (Again)

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Oh, the tangled web we weave when we try to drain the swamp! It seems President Trump, in his infinite…

Evan Perez Explains How a Judge Just Dumped a Truckload of Epstein Docs, Buckle Up
Elephant Reads CNN

Evan Perez Explains How a Judge Just Dumped a Truckload of Epstein Docs, Buckle Up

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to stir up the swamp after President Trump drained it! So, a judge is being all…

Abrego Garcia to chill in the slammer for a bit longer, despite Judge pooh-poohing Trump’s “dangerous dude” vibes
Elephant Reads CNN

Abrego Garcia to chill in the slammer for a bit longer, despite Judge pooh-poohing Trump’s “dangerous dude” vibes

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Another day, another activist judge siding with the criminal element! This time, it’s a pair of Obama appointees in Tennessee…

Trump Gets to Fire People, America Still Exists
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gets to Fire People, America Still Exists

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a river! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has allowed our glorious…

Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)
Elephant Reads CNN

Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, formerly known as that bastion of leftist propaganda, Facebook, is now pretending to care about the…

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