Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…
Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Rev. Al Sharpton is in hot water…
Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Log Cabin Republicans, a group for gay conservatives, has decided…
Pentagon caves to Fox News host’s very loud opinions apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Pentagon forcing out top staffers at Stars & Stripes, and I’ve…
Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market has been having a tough week, and…
Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Savings Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how high gas prices are still weighing on Americans, and I’ve got…
Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…
Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a close aide to President Donald Trump, has been…