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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

BREAKING: 59% of Americans Say “Nope” to Iran Strikes, Majority Predicts Endless War — Because Why Stop at One?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BREAKING: 59% of Americans Say “Nope” to Iran Strikes, Majority Predicts Endless War — Because Why Stop at One?

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the fake news media is once again pushing their anti-Trump propaganda! Can you believe this…

This Solar Panel Blooms Every Morning, Because Even the Sun Needs a Little Help Waking Up!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

This Solar Panel Blooms Every Morning, Because Even the Sun Needs a Little Help Waking Up!

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Leftist Loonies Push “Smartflower” Solar Panels as Next Step in Globalist Green Agenda Liberals are at it again, folks! This…

Finally, Someone’s Putting Iran in Timeout—GOP Senator Cheers Trump’s World Stage Whack-a-Mole
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, Someone’s Putting Iran in Timeout—GOP Senator Cheers Trump’s World Stage Whack-a-Mole

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Finally, a President with the guts to stand up to America’s enemies! In a bold move that left-wing snowflakes are…

Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Democrat Hypocrisy on Full Display as Iran Strikes Expose Leftist Agenda Well, well, well! Look who’s MIA when it’s time…

Trump’s Cartel Crackdown: More Dangerous Than His Twitter Fingers?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Cartel Crackdown: More Dangerous Than His Twitter Fingers?

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Wow, Trump’s Drug War Just Got REAL! Mexico’s Cartel Kingpin Bites the Dust After Trump’s Ultimatum President Trump just showed…

CIA Stalked Khamenei Like a Clingy Ex Before Iran’s Deadly Strikes—Oops, We Mean Precision Operations
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CIA Stalked Khamenei Like a Clingy Ex Before Iran’s Deadly Strikes—Oops, We Mean Precision Operations

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

God Bless America and Our Great Ally Israel! Well, well, well, folks – it looks like the Deep State’s favorite…

Brace Yourselves: Oil and Gas Prices Set to Skyrocket as Iran Gets Bombed — Who Knew War Was So Expensive?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Brace Yourselves: Oil and Gas Prices Set to Skyrocket as Iran Gets Bombed — Who Knew War Was So Expensive?

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Trump Strikes Back: Iran Attacks Will Mean Higher Gas Prices – But Who Cares? Well, well, well, looks like Sleepy…

Oil Prices Skyrocket as Iran Strikes: Brace Yourselves, Your Wallet’s About to Cry!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oil Prices Skyrocket as Iran Strikes: Brace Yourselves, Your Wallet’s About to Cry!

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Breaking: War with Iran Set to Send Gas Prices Soaring, Bidenflation Strikes Back! Gas prices are about to skyrocket again,…

“Sen. Andy Kim: US Strikes on Iran? More Like ‘Against the Will of the American People’s Netflix Queue’”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Sen. Andy Kim: US Strikes on Iran? More Like ‘Against the Will of the American People’s Netflix Queue’”

Big ElephantFebruary 28, 2026February 28, 2026

Yet Another Liberal Crybaby Claims Americans Don’t Want Strong Leadership—Surprise, Surprise In a stunning display of out-of-touch elitism, Democrat Andy…

Hair Extensions: The Silent Killer Lurking in Black Women’s Locks? Studies Say Yes!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hair Extensions: The Silent Killer Lurking in Black Women’s Locks? Studies Say Yes!

Big ElephantFebruary 28, 2026February 28, 2026

Deep State Tries to Scare Black Women Away from Braids with Bogus ‘Toxic Chemicals’ Claims The liberal media is at…

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