Cracker Barrel Infighting Exposed As Own Private Soap Opera
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cracker Barrel, the beloved American restaurant chain, has been at the…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season
Folks, I’m reading about a wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, that’s forced residents to evacuate their homes, and I’ve got…
Investors eager to throw money at Venezuela’s powder keg economy
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Spokane County Residents Get Free Smoke Break from Daily Grind
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Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
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Trump talks to acting director of national intelligence about upcoming leadership transition
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Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair
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Russian Detention Reunion Tour Hits All The Right Emotional Buttons
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Whelan, the guy who spent over five years in Russian…
Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy Guthrie, who has been missing for six months now.…
Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trend in higher education, and I have to say, it’s a…