CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Luigi Mangione dodges lethal injection, judge says “nah fam, let’s not”
Yet Another Win for Woke Lunacy: Mangione Won’t Face Death Penalty for Murdering CEO Oh, look, folks! Another shining example…
“Breaking: Don Lemon Finally Cuffed – CNN’s Own Anchor Arrested in Shocking Twist!”
Oh no, poor Don Lemon—the radical leftist “journalist” who suddenly found himself in handcuffs after allegedly inciting chaos at a…
CNN’s Manu Raju Explains the Deal to Keep Uncle Sam from Getting Evicted
Oh look, the swamp creatures finally agreed on something—keeping the gravy train running while they bicker over how to handle…
The iPhone 17: Apple’s Magical AI Savior or Just Another Shiny Distraction?
Big Tech’s Best Kept Secret: Apple’s iPhone 17 Just Saved America (Again) While Silicon Valley elitists waste billions on their…
“Breaking: Tulsi Gabbard’s Secret Mission to Rescue 2020 Ballots—Midterms in Jeopardy or Just Another Conspiracy Theory?”
Oh, look! It’s another liberal CNN hit piece trying to discredit our great President Trump! Let me tell you something,…
Trump’s ICE Phobia: The Art of the Squeal
Well folks, looks like the Big Beautiful Wall just got a little shorter – and not from any construction delays!…
Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…
Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’
Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…
Iran cracks down, Trump faces three risky paths forward — and one of them might involve accidentally nuking his own golf course
Trump’s Armada is on the move, and it ain’t heading for a victory parade Well folks, looks like President Trump…