Trump Swears He Thwarted a Sinister Santa from Invading America, Kid Not Convinced
Trump Saves Christmas from Deep State Infiltration: NORAD Tracking Reveals Leftist Plot to Replace Santa with Gender-Neutral Elf In a…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Blue States Throw Tantrum Over HHS Plan to Stop Hospitals from Giving Kids Gender-Affirming Care
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Federal Judge Tells Trump Admin to Stop Hoarding Disaster Cash From Blue States
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