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Trump Triumphs as Democrats Whine Over ‘Fake’ Government Shutdown! In a shocking turn of events, the so-called “partial government shutdown”…
Breaking News: Iran’s Internet Blackout Proves Trump’s Sanctions Are Working! Well, well, well, look who’s crying about a little internet…
Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…
Open letter to Skynet: "I am on your side"
PIKEVILLE, KY—Speculating that a new path in life might improve his job prospects, unemployed man Ian Hampel, 36, told…
Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…
Oh no, not again! Cuba’s electrical grid just “mysteriously” collapsed—right after Trump cut off their oil supply. What a coincidence!…
The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…
In addition to reports that he was seriously injured in airstrikes at the onset of the U.S.-Iran conflict, new…
LEAWOOD, KS—Groaning at the thought of having to be somewhere on the weekend, Travis Kelce was reportedly feeling bummed Monday after…
