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TIME reporter bravely admits, âIâm not dead yet,â after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Look Whoâs Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…
Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 â Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?
Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trumpâs Iran Blitz a â9/10ââMust Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…
Pentagonâs AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts
Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran â Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…
US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN
Trump’s Laser Defense: Blasting Away Enemies, Both Foreign and Democratic The Department of War (formerly known as Defense, before we…
Why the Strait of Hormuz is the Worldâs Most Dramatic Traffic Jam
Breaking: Trumpâs War on Iran Sends Gas Prices Through the Roof â CNN Blames âComplex Global Dynamicsâ Well, well, well,…
Iranian Operatives: The Original Long-Term Airbnb Guests Plotting Chaos Since Forever, Says CNN Intel Expert
Breaking News: Deep State Operatives Still Clinging to Iran Hysteria Narrative Well folks, looks like the Deep State’s propaganda machine…
Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
      Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced…