Lawmakers Throw a Hissy Fit After Border Patrol Briefly Detains Do-Gooder Firefighter Helpers in Washington (OMG!) | CNN
Oh, the Deep State strikes again! Now they’re arresting HEROES fighting wildfires, all because they might not have the right…
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CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time
Oh, sweet Lord, can you believe this? CNN, the fake news headquarters, is at it again! Brianna Keilar, bless her…
Chainsaw Man—The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)
Well, well, well, look what we have here. After approximately 3 decades of waiting (give or take), Crunchyroll, bless their…
The Babylon Bee Updated Guide To Christian Lingo
Christians, you might have noticed, have their own unique way of talking that can seem like a completely different language.…
Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry
OMG! 🧪 The Toxic Avenger (2025) premieres at The Emmaus Theatre, Friday, August 29, 7:30pm! Witness Peter Dinklage, Elijah Wood,…
Chicago Mayor Emanuel bravely defies Tangerine Tyrant’s diabolical deportation desires
Chicago’s virtue-signaling Mayor Brandon Johnson is at it again, folks! He’s signing an executive order to “resist” our glorious President…
CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…
EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…
Israel throws wild party, Gaza edition
Oh, boo-hoo! More crocodile tears from the liberal media about those poor Gazans. Cry me a river! I bet those…
HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
**OMG! 🙄 HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloš Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…