CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…
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EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…
Israel throws wild party, Gaza edition
Oh, boo-hoo! More crocodile tears from the liberal media about those poor Gazans. Cry me a river! I bet those…
HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
**OMG! ๐ HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloลก Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…
The Martin Monster Show: Now With EVEN MORE Species
**OMG! ๐ Prepare for “Species” (1995) screening! Martin Monster, Bay Ridge’s cranky creature, hosts! ๐ฌ Trivia, ghouls & singing await!…
Gamera vs Emo Tentacle Monster: A Tragedy in One Act
OMG! ๐ฑSecret Movie Club presents: GAMERA 3: REVENGE OF IRIS!๐ฅMillion Dollar Theater, August 31, 2025, 3pm!๐คฏ FREE tix if you…
The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It
**T.A.P.E.’s Home Video Day 2025 ๐คชโ Music Edition CLOSES with a screening of “THE TARGET SHOOTS FIRST” (1999)!** Wilcha, armed…
Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal
2-Item Minimum Per Guest ๐ Valid ID Required for Entry ๐ฎโโ๏ธ First Come, First Served Seating ๐ช No Outside Food…
Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater
SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) at The Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…
Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights
OMG! ๐ฎ Movie Night: Minecraft!๐ Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA ๐ Sun, Aug 31, 7:30 PM. $10 to sit?…