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WoW: Midnight – Because Apparently Azeroth Didn’t Suffer Enough
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 💅 Blizzard, those *masterminds* behind World of Warcraft, have dropped a teaser for their next expansion,…
Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…
Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s
Oh, look, another movie produced by the one and only Sofia Coppola! 🙄 You know, the genius behind cinematic masterpieces…
Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is “Kraken”! 🦑🌊 Prepare to have your…
WITHERING SCORN (LOL!): Ex-MEGADETH, FATES WARNING Guys Drop Album (Independently, ‘Cause No One Else Would)
So, WITHERING SCORN, the totally-not-washed-up band featuring Shawn Drover, who used to hit things for MEGADETH (allegedly), and his brother…
Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy
Oh boy, another Ghostbusters fan film. Because what the world REALLY needs is MORE unlicensed content riding on the coattails…
AT&T to generously sprinkle a measly $7,500 over data breach victims from their overflowing $177 million treasure chest
Oh, great, another day, another liberal company whining about data breaches! Seems like AT&T, probably run by a bunch of…
Help! LA Courthouse Abduction: ICE Cream Truck or ICE Agents? You Decide
Another day, another illegal alien drug dealer getting a free ride thanks to the liberal sanctuary policies in Los Angeles!…
Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive
Another day, another socialist temper tantrum! Air Canada flight attendants, probably radical leftists funded by Soros, are threatening to strike…