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Day: July 10, 2026

LATEST PROPHECY Donald posts on Truth Social on July 11 2026
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LATEST PROPHECY Donald posts on Truth Social on July 11 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump threatens Iran with 1000 missiles
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump threatens Iran with 1000 missiles

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION from his…

Hatebreed in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Hatebreed in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

The Last Ten Seconds Of Life in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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The Last Ten Seconds Of Life in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Deathcore and downtempo metal from Mansfield, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Snuffed On Sight in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Snuffed On Sight in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Breaking News Hilary Duff’s Life Has Been Completely Consumed by Mahjong and Honestly Who Needs Personal Growth or Human Interaction When You Have Tiles
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Breaking News Hilary Duff’s Life Has Been Completely Consumed by Mahjong and Honestly Who Needs Personal Growth or Human Interaction When You Have Tiles

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Hilary Duff is totally obsessed with mahjong, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I mean, who needs human interaction…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 11 2026
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 11 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Devourment in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Devourment in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Death metal from Dallas, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
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Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…

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