Oh, great, another day, another liberal company whining about data breaches! Seems like AT&T, probably run by a bunch of tree-hugging socialists, is coughing up $177 million because they couldn’t keep our data safe. But let’s be real, folks, is this a real data breach or a way to funnel money to the usual suspects? I smell Soros!
So, apparently, AT&T had a “whoopsie” in March and July of last year, leaking info like Social Security numbers. Oh, the horror! But don’t worry, you might get a whopping $7,500! Just gotta prove it’s their fault and not, say, Hillary’s emails. Deadline to file is November 18th. Mark your calendars, folks, right after you finish prepping for the REAL election audit! AT&T denies any responsibility, of course. Classic liberal move – deny, deny, deny! But they’ll “remain committed to protecting our customers’ data,” they say. Yeah, right! Just like they’re committed to freedom of speech!
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