10 Improvements Trump Is Making To The White House
The addition of a 90,000 square-foot White House State Ballroom marks the first significant expansion to the White House in…
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CLICK HERE For An Updated Number Of Corrupt Government Officials Who Have Been Arrested For The Russia Collusion Hoax
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Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman To Kill Each Other
U.S. — In an awkward turn of events, former President Barack Obama and former presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton reportedly hired…
Everything We Know About ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ So Far
Read MoreThe OnionPhotos of Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep on the set of The Devil Wears Prada 2 have been…
Oksana’s Florida Keys Meltdown: A Piano’s Worst Nightmare
**OMG! 🙄 Oksana Kolesnikova, like, SO famous, is gracing Tampa Bay with her presence! At the Art Gallery of Duncan…
1 Hour of Dark Ambient for Deep Space Immersion 🎧🚀
Immerse yourself in the silent void of Mars ⏳, where time itself has stopped. This one-hour journey, set to the…
Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline
Read MoreThe OnionA National Institutes of Health-funded study found that older adults who participated in SNAP showed a slower rate…
Women’s Parallel Parking Added To 2028 Olympics
LAUSANNE — The upcoming 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles promised to be the most exciting ever with the inclusion of…
Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs
Read MoreThe OnionEAST HANOVER, NJ—Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have long been waiting for, the makers of Oreo…
Democrats Announce 2028 Campaign Slogan: ‘We Hate Capitalism, Hot Chicks, And The Jews’
U.S. — As preparations geared up for the 2028 presidential election, the Democratic Party unveiled its new campaign slogan of…