Oops! Orange Man Says “No More Bargain Bin” for Indian Goodies, Might Slap ‘Em with a 25% “Because I Can” Tax
Another day, another opportunity for President Trump to MAGA! He’s not afraid to call out these countries like India, who…
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Inside 345 Park Avenue: A Totally Normal Day Until, You Know, *That* Happened
Folks, can you believe what happened in New York City? Another day, another mass shooting, and where does it happen?…
GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is reporting that Senate Republicans are considering options to speed up…
ICE Cold: They Let the Marine’s Wife Go (Probably ‘Cause the Baby Was Crying)
Well, folks, another day, another sob story from the Fake News peddlers at CNN! They’re at it again, trying to…
Alice Cooper’s Grand Return: Prepare to be Rocked (in a Wheelchair)
So, Ozzy is finally pushing up daisies , and we’re all weeping into our lukewarm beers , aren’t we? But…
9 Early Frontrunners For The 2028 Democratic Primary
Sure, the calendar may still read “2025,” but the 2028 presidential primary season will be here before you know it.…
Universal Studios Hollywood Unveils Long-Awaited ‘Scent Of A Woman’ Land
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA — Universal Studios Hollywood officially broke ground Tuesday on a new themed land at its popular theme…
‘Quishing’ QR Code Scams Dupe Millions
Read MoreThe OnionQR‑code phishing or “quishing” scams are on the rise, with malicious codes intended to trick users into divulging…
Man With Strong Urge To Eat Wicker Basket Settles For Triscuit Instead
GRAND RAPIDS, MI — After experiencing a strong urge to eat a wicker basket, a man has decided to settle…
BUSH Drops ‘Scars’ Video From ‘I Beat Loneliness’ Album (Yeah Right)
BUSH, those lovable relics from the mid-90s who are still somehow kicking, have graced us with a music video for…