Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines
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Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf
U.S. — Several recent studies indicate that the most effective treatment for male depression is an old lady at the…
The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation
While everyone can agree that guns are awesome (and if you don’t think so, you’re probably gay), it can be…
Search And Rescue Team Responds To Call From Injured Hiker Lost Inside Local IKEA
DRAPER, UT — A search and rescue team was called up to locate a missing hiker who was last seen…
Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035
BERLIN — In a plan to deal with what many believe to be its most urgent public safety issue, Germany…
Trump’s Canadian Tariffs Expected To Have Devastating Impact On The Curling Broom Industry
WORLD — With new trade policies officially going into effect, officials warned Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that Donald Trump’s Canadian…
Trump Orders Zelenskyy Be Sent To Bed Without His Supper To Think About What He’s Done
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another embarrassing scolding from U.S. leadership to Ukraine, President Donald Trump ordered President Volodymyr Zelenskyy…
Weezer Voted ‘Most Just OK’ Band Of All Time
U.S. — Alternative rock band Weezer has been dubbed the “Most Just OK” band of all time following a vote…
Trump Wants To Pardon Pete Rose: Here Are 10 Other Sports Pardons Trump Is Considering
Trump announced his intention to pardon the late Pete Rose, a ball player who was disqualified from the Baseball Hall…