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9 Best Times To Watch ‘The Fellowship Of The Ring’

FinnMay 7, 2026

    Peter Jackson’s The Fellowship of the Ring is among the best films ever made, but it’s long. Clocking in…

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Theologians Now Believe Everyone Gets Their Own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier In Heaven

FinnMay 7, 2026

    CAMBRIDGE — A paper published by professors at the University of Cambridge affirmed a long-speculated theory about Heaven, that…

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Life Hack: To Save Money On Gas, Buy A Car With Two Steamroller Wheels Made Out Of Stone And Push It With Your Feet

FinnMay 7, 2026

    UNITED STATES — Do you feel like you are playing life on hard mode now that gas is $5…

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Dr. Fauci Reports Amazing Results In Gain-Of-Function Research At New Cruise Ship Laboratory

FinnMay 7, 2026

    CANARY ISLANDS — Dr. Anthony Fauci announced today that he has achieved a remarkable breakthrough in gain-of-function research at…

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National Association Of Dogs Announce They Deserve A Little Treat

FinnMay 7, 2026

    SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a…

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Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton’s Personal Stationery

FinnMay 7, 2026

    U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein’s purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have…

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Here Is Everything You Need To Know About The Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni Case

FinnMay 6, 2026

    The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and…

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Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church

FinnMay 6, 2026

    MOBILE, AL — Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist…

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Turd On San Francisco Sidewalk Now Polling Second In California Governor’s Race

FinnMay 6, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With less than six months to go before residents vote to elect the state’s next…

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Couple Trapped On Hantavirus-Infected Cruise Decline Chance To Go Home On Carnival Cruise Ship

FinnMay 6, 2026

    SOUTH CARIBBEAN — A couple trapped on a hantavirus-infected cruise ship reportedly have declined to be rescued by a…

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