White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of…
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White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of…
A.I. Assures Everyone It Won’t Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Amid growing concerns over the existential threat of artificial intelligence, an AI-powered robot issued a…
9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ
It’s no secret that ever since its inception, The Legend of Zelda franchise has been Christ-coded, with its Christian…
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
DALLAS, TX — In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if…
Moses Threatens Pharaoh With Plague Of Unskippable YouTube Ads
EGYPT — A remarkable discovery in what was formerly the Biblical land of Goshen indicated that, in addition to…
Experts Warn Data Centers Could Soon Take Up All Abandoned Fields That Millennials Use For Family Photos
DRAPER, UT — Experts issued a new warning this week that the construction of massive data centers could soon…
‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…
‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…
Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime
PLYMOUTH, MA — In the wake of Lindsay Clancy’s murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly…